…HORRIBLE…GUITAR…MUSTARD…SHOVED…EXTRAORDINARY
One time I went into a Guitar shop and I said out loud, ” These guitars are horrible.” Then the worker told me, ”these guitars are very extraordinary!” As I was walking out of the store he shoved me so I went outside grabbed mustard and squirted all over the worker. He was leaning back in his chair so when I squirted the mustard he fell off his chair so I had to call there manager. It was a disaster, but luckily he was okay. We actually ended up becoming very great friends. He taught me how to play guitar.